Schools Out For Summer and...

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Text: Woman found babbling incoherently one day after her 4 children got out of school for summer break. Her husband stated that she lost her mind before.

NUTRITIONAL FACTS
Serving Size: 4 Children
Servings Per Pack: 1

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Calories: 4ooo (from eating what the kids refuse to eat after you spent time cooking).
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Total Fat: Way to much! What a cheeky question!
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Sodium: Rather low, actually.
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Total Carbohydrates: Yep, I eat all of them!

Sugars: A few grams a day.
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Protein: Chicken is my favorite, but I'm game for 93% lean ground beef.
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*Percent Daily Value (DV)
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.